Travels throughout the reaches of time and space have endowed our hero with new weapons, which will no doubt aid him in the battle for sound. With the help of his trusty friends, the porcupine pals, Balloon Boy is now capable of reversing, stretching, and shrinking time. Additionally, Balloon Boy's percussion fire power has been quadrupled in strength and quality.
These advances will no doubt slow the campaign temporarily, as Balloon Boy attempts to wrap his idiotic mind around his new capabilities. Though the current battle may suffer, these new tools will ultimately allow Balloon Boy to the win the war.
Never fear, the forces of Butt Rock everywhere will soon taste the explosive war machine that is Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals!
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Good words.
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